I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
DICK CAVETTWhy anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.
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Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful.
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I’ve actually gotten so I don’t associate television with entertainment very much.
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I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you’re hungry for power.
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there’s not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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