I’ve actually gotten so I don’t associate television with entertainment very much.
DICK CAVETTDoes anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
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Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.
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To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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