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Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.

Dick Cavett

Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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Language Leadership Thinking
Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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Day Device Myself Sick
I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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Age Average Live Thinking
There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
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Allow Day Violate
Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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Art Profession Requirement Teaching Training
I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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Haunt Home Live Myself
Great humorists are great insulters.
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Great Humor Insult
It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
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College Learning Myself Realization
You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
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Appearance Material Naive Television Thinking Way Yourself
Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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Honesty Myself Time Togetherness
By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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Father Myself Phone Sound Time
The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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Benefit Father Greatness Life Myself
To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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Holiday Night Time Traffic
Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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Comic Gift God Moments Report
There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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Form Law Online Weapon Yourself
You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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People Reason Television Watch

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