Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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