The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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