I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
DAVE CHAPPELLEMoney is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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