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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.

Dave Chappelle

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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Greatness Mark Yourself
Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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Conquer Performance Street Venue
The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Best Children Myself
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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Black Man Myself Thinking
Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Kind Stand Yourself
I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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Goodness Life Marriage Style
Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Late Listening Myself Quit Work
I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Myself People Positive
You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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Destiny Life Live Right
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Action Death Kill Woman
One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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Change Drama Leap Money Oneself People
I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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Control Instance Interest Money Yourself
The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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Happy High Myself
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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Call Crazy Label Name
You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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Care Company Yourself
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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Comedy Field One Liner Orientation

I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.

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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.

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