If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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