When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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