You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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