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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.

Dave Chappelle

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
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Boundary Limitation Yourself
I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Drama Fun Money Myself Show
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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Comedy Field One Liner Orientation
If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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Better Myself Salary Teacher Thinking
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Children Fact Laughter Love Show
I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Angry Mad Myself Past Talk
I started when I was 14. I figured out that’s what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, “You’re gonna be a comedian,” and all this stuff.
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Comedy Myself People Remember Start
Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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Kind Stand Yourself
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Old People Right Yourself
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Hard True Watch Yourself
I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it’s a pretty good lifestyle.
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Goodness Life Marriage Style
They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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Commercial Difference Listening Money Myself Pay Taste
Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Important Invention Yourself
When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Happiness Life Myself Reality Time
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Enjoyment Myself Thinking Time
It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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Enough Famous Hollywood Myself White

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