Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.
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I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
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I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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