The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
DAVE CHAPPELLEWeed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive. “I don’t understand this person. So they’re crazy.” That’s bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you’re interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
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I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear – I’m not mad at anybody – not anymore.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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