All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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