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I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.

Dave Chappelle

The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
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Best Children Myself
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Enjoyment Myself Thinking Time
People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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People Smile Stand Wall Yourself
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Himself Platform Reparation Serious Slave Thinking Win
I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Care Issues Money Myself Work
I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.
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Children Fact Laughter Love Show
Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Important Invention Yourself
Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
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Bad Fame Greatness Horrible
Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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Bad Function Smoking Substance Yourself
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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Old People Right Yourself
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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Black Man Myself Thinking
I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Drama Fun Money Myself Show
Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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Conquer Performance Street Venue
My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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Comedy Imagination Myself Question Wife
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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Greatness Mark Yourself
There’s something about doing stand-up that’s cathartic.
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Feeling Stand

I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.

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