Being famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
DAVE CHAPPELLEBeing famous is great, it’s not like bad or horrible or anything.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe higher up I went, the less happy I was.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.
DAVE CHAPPELLEChivalry is dead. Women killed it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIf you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
DAVE CHAPPELLEAll white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThey do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEIt seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
DAVE CHAPPELLEWhen I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
DAVE CHAPPELLERalph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEComedy is a very approval-oriented field.
DAVE CHAPPELLE