When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThe higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it’s not nothing, it’s something. But it’s not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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