I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI got a lot of positive people around me.
More Dave Chappelle Quotes
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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