Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI got a lot of positive people around me.
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My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
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You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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They do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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I’m happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn’t make things easier, but I’m so much better at handling them.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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