It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
DAVE CHAPPELLEI got a lot of positive people around me.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
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I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
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I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
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