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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Dave Chappelle

Constantly take inventory of what’s important to you.
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Important Invention Yourself
One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.
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Change Drama Leap Money Oneself People
I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Care Issues Money Myself Work
I got a lot of positive people around me.
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Myself People Positive
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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Call Crazy Label Name
Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Hard True Watch Yourself
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Angry Himself Mindset People Position
I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
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Hate Joke Myself People Race Reason Thinking
Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Late Listening Myself Quit Work
I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Drama Fun Money Myself Show
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Himself Religious Scripture Sin Smoking
When I’m on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that’s the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Happiness Life Myself Reality Time
Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he’s not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn’t even say that.
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Himself Platform Reparation Serious Slave Thinking Win
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
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Black Man Myself Thinking
My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian, what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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