I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
DAVE CHAPPELLERemember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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You got to be careful of the company you keep.
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The higher up I went, the less happy I was.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
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The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
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I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
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The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
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I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that’ll show you where you’re at.
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I don’t want the money. I don’t want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
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