Weed’s not as bad as everything else… ’cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain’t crisp… but you’ll function.
DAVE CHAPPELLEThey do what they do for money – that’s all. I don’t even know why you’re listening to me. I’ve done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can’t even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I’m seven years late for work.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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If you don’t have the right people around you and you’re moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you’re a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God, I hope it lands in Hartford.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.
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Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
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Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
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I have angst in my life, but I’m like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.
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It seems like there’s never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
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I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
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