“Because of humour we are less overwhelmed by the vicissitudes of life.”

Whether sage or fool, we must all struggle with life.

The persecution of any minority is inhuman and unnatural. That belief is timeless and beyond change.

Life is a play that does not allow testing.

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone

I neither believe nor disbelieve anything.

More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness

I am an emotional cuss.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.

Love is life on a higher plain of existence, working through man to unite the forces of nature into a perfect whole.

You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down.

Whomever lives, gambles with life.

There are more valid facts and details in works of art than there are in history books.

My only enemy is time.

People miss happiness by chasing after false values and repressing the feelings that make life valuable and beautiful.

The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.

Calling someone who trades actively in the market an investor is like calling someone who repeatedly engages in one-night stands a romantic.

Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.

Is politics nothing other than the art of deliberately lying?