Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGELMost ball games are lost, not won.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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