Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
CASEY STENGELOldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
CASEY STENGELI broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
CASEY STENGELIt’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
CASEY STENGELBeen in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
CASEY STENGELMost ball games are lost, not won.
CASEY STENGELSon, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELIf I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELAbility is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
CASEY STENGELThey say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
CASEY STENGELManaging is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
CASEY STENGELThe key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
CASEY STENGELI came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELIf we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
CASEY STENGEL