If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELMost ball games are lost, not won.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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