All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELIt’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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