They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELIt’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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