The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
CASEY STENGELI got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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