You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
CASEY STENGELI got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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