Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
CASEY STENGELYou have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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