I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGELFinding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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