Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
CASEY STENGELFinding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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