If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELNo baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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