The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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