I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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