All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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