Without losers, where would the winners be?
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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