When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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