When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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