There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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