Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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