Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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