I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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