If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
CASEY STENGELThe only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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