Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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