Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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