The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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