Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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