Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
CASEY STENGELI was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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