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Brendan Behan

It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHAN

Deeds Forget Poor
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World

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