I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHANI’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHANIn a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANAn author’s first duty is to let down his country.
BRENDAN BEHANPound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHANThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHANI have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHANA general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHANOther people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHANWhen I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHANThat you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHANMany a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHANA man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHANA pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHANI only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHANThere’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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