One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHANFailure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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