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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.

Brendan Behan

A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years

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