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Brendan Behan

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation

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