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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing

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