black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

Brendan Behan

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Catholic Communist Dark
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Prayer Results Scream
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHAN

Deeds Forget Poor
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Made Miserable Situation
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Down Firsts Let
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Summer Winter
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Differences History Men
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Determination Men Suicide
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother

When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Brendan Behan Quotes