God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
BRENDAN BEHANIf you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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