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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

Brendan Behan

You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cynical Married Mistake
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Drinking Food
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Money World

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

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