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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

Brendan Behan

When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter

God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.

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