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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

Brendan Behan

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing

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