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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

Brendan Behan

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation

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