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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

Brendan Behan

Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.

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