You made one mistake. You married me.
BRENDAN BEHANOne drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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