In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANOne drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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