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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

Brendan Behan

An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

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