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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

Brendan Behan

Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Prayer Results Scream
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Alcohol Drinking Two
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Inspire Men Role Models
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Determination Men Suicide
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter

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