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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

Brendan Behan

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Summer Winter
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
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Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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May Results Tasks
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Like Love One Love You
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World

One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

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