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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.

Brendan Behan

I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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Catholic Communist Dark
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Alcohol Drinking Two
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss

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