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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.

Brendan Behan

Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.

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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.

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