There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHANMany a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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