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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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Contempt Jailer Prison
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most

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