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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
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Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
When two men fight over a woman it’s the fight they want, not the woman.
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Fighting Men Two Woman
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Country Inspirational Irish People Psychosis
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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Beer Summer Winter
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Determination Men Suicide
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss

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