A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHANA pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHANMost horror movies are certainly that.
BRENDAN BEHANNew York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
BRENDAN BEHANThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHANThat you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHANScream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHANIn a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHANI ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHANA general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHANPound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHANI saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHANCritics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHANNinety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
BRENDAN BEHANIt is a good deed to forget a poor joke
BRENDAN BEHANShakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHANAn author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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