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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Hands Life Modern Toss
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
BRENDAN BEHAN

People Talking Way
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Summer Winter
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Friendship Hurt Writing
I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Catholic Communist Dark
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Dublin Irish Life People
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinking People Ruined
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cripples Walking Way
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cost General Living Mind War
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Drinkers Problem Writing
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Addiction Country Enough Irish People
If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Down Firsts Let
I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Capital Crime Imagine Punishment
Most horror movies are certainly that.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cinema Horror Most

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