A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
BRENDAN BEHANThe big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
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Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
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There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
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Most horror movies are certainly that.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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