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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
You made one mistake. You married me.
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Cynical Married Mistake
There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.
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Made Miserable Situation
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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Inspire Men Role Models
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined

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