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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day.
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Hands Life Modern Toss
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Marriage Sexy
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Humor Mother
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Prayer Results Scream
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Blessing Husband Marriage
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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Beer Drinking Food
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn’t affect the theater, but two Yom Kippurs would ruin it.
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Saint Theatre Two Years
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Judging Said Umpires
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let

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