Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENANThey’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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