Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENANThey’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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