The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENANAnd for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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