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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’

Bobby Heenan

I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Fun Game Jobs Love
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Country Hawaii People State
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Two Wrestling Wwe
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Fighting Games Giving Watches Wrestling
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Downtown Skyscrapers Stories Two
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Lunch Persons Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling

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