You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANAnd for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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