I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
BOBBY HEENANAnd for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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