[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENANAnd for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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