This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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