There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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