Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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