I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
BOBBY HEENANThere’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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