He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
BOBBY HEENANAre there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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