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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.

Bobby Heenan

I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENAN

Fun Game Jobs Love
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Boys Proud Wwe
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Curtain Missing Motels
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Country Only People Two
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENAN

Oklahoma Swamps Tulsa
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Cycling Easter Nothing Yummy
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Fight Game Moon Painful Wrestling
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Fifty Mouths Pounds
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN

Ends Fighting Game Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World

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