Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
BOBBY HEENANAre there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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