If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENANAre there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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