This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENANAre there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
-
-
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN -
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENAN -
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENAN -
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENAN -
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENAN -
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENAN -
There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
BOBBY HEENAN -
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
BOBBY HEENAN -
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN -
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
BOBBY HEENAN -
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENAN -
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
BOBBY HEENAN -
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENAN -
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN -
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
BOBBY HEENAN