I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENAN[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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