The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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