You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENAN[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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