You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANIts amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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