Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENANIts amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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