I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENANIts amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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