I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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