Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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