It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENANIt’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
BOBBY HEENANThere’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENANIts amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENANIf you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
BOBBY HEENANI’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
BOBBY HEENANI know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
BOBBY HEENANThe two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENANThey’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENANObviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
BOBBY HEENANJanetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENANAre there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
BOBBY HEENANStu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
BOBBY HEENAN[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENANHawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
BOBBY HEENANThis guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANYou don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN