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Bobby Heenan

By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
BOBBY HEENAN

Iron Rings Wrestlemania
[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
BOBBY HEENAN

Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
BOBBY HEENAN

Two Wrestling Wwe
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Boys Proud Wwe
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
BOBBY HEENAN

Funny Window Wwe
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Only People Two
This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fighting Games Paris Wrestling
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dad Home Mom
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
BOBBY HEENAN

Phrases School Want
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
BOBBY HEENAN

Blind Fight Game Wrestling
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Firsts Game Mom Names Wrestling
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENAN

Chasing Eye Game
They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
BOBBY HEENAN

Children Fighting Game Proof Wrestling
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
BOBBY HEENAN

Fight Game Lovely Twenties Wrestling
You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENAN

Country Fight Game Looks Wrestlng
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
BOBBY HEENAN

Dog Perfect World

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