You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
BOBBY HEENANThis guy makes coffee nervous.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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I’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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