I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.
BOB UECKERWhen I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.
More Bob Uecker Quotes
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I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it’s never at the expense of the other guy.
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The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.
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You throw batting practice, you warm up pitchers, you sit and cheer. You do whatever you have to do to stay on the team.
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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.
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He really showed me something. Struck out three times. Made an error that lost the game. Parents were throwing things at our car and swearing at us as we drove off. Gosh, I was proud.
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I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.
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Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
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Where would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball?
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Depending on the weight and model I was using at that time – I would say eight to 10 cookouts.
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I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn’t appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.
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I didn’t get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.
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In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.
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Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat.
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I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players’ equipment.
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I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.
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