You throw batting practice, you warm up pitchers, you sit and cheer. You do whatever you have to do to stay on the team.
BOB UECKERSure, women sportswriters look when they’re in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?
More Bob Uecker Quotes
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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.
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When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.
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Where would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball?
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I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.
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I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players’ equipment.
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Let’s face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.
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I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
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Sure, women sportswriters look when they’re in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?
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Hey, I think it’s easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it’s a much greater accomplishment. That’s hard.
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Any teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball.
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I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.
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I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.
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Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat.
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I had chances to do that stuff, but I like baseball, I really do.
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Today you don’t have to do that, because catchers’ mitts are more like first baseman’s gloves.
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When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.
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I think I set a terrific example of ‘Don’t do this’ and ‘Don’t do that.’ And that’s one of the things that I’m most proud of.
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I was acting when I was playing baseball.
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I had slumps that lasted into the winter.
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Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
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I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn’t appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.
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Phil Niekro and his brother were pitching against each other in Atlanta. Their parents were sitting right behind home plate.
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People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn’t hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me.
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If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?
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After getting out of the service and going into baseball I never wanted to do anything else.
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I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it’s never at the expense of the other guy.
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