If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?
BOB UECKERWhere would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball?
More Bob Uecker Quotes
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Hey, I think it’s easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it’s a much greater accomplishment. That’s hard.
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I had chances to do that stuff, but I like baseball, I really do.
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I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it’s never at the expense of the other guy.
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I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn’t have that kinda money to put out.
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Where would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball?
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Depending on the weight and model I was using at that time – I would say eight to 10 cookouts.
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I was acting when I was playing baseball.
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Career highlights? I had two – I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets.
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You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year… unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.
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I don’t like losing. But I don’t think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don’t think once.
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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.
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When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.
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I used to soak my mitts in a bucket of water for about two days. Then I’d put a couple of baseballs in the pocket and wrap it up with a rubber band.
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The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.
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I saw their folks more that day than they did the whole weekend.
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