black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?

Bob Saget

I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
BOB SAGET

Body Morning Red
I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
BOB SAGET

Interviews Littles People
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGET

Fool Men Wise
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGET

Affection Emotion Love Mom
What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
BOB SAGET

Lines Phones Trying
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
BOB SAGET

Friend Learn Lying
Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
BOB SAGET

Attack Cauterize Done People
Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGET

People Undervalued Valuable
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGET

Behind Every Great Man Men Prison
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGET

Squirrels Way Yards
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
BOB SAGET

Baby Feet Pedicures
Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
BOB SAGET

Kindness Necessity Virtue
When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
BOB SAGET

Cable Storms Television Things Unless
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
BOB SAGET

Good Naked Together Way
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGET

Closer Enemies Say
Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
BOB SAGET

Bored People Talking

Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?

Related Topics

Popular Authors

Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Bob Saget Quotes