Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGETI was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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