If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGETIf you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGETI’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
BOB SAGETI was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
BOB SAGETIt’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETThere are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGETI have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGETIt’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
BOB SAGETI think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
BOB SAGETI’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
BOB SAGETThat was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
BOB SAGETI have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
BOB SAGETThe nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
BOB SAGETI love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGETMy dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
BOB SAGETThey say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
BOB SAGETIf you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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