My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
BOB SAGETMy mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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