My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
BOB SAGETWhen you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Everyone I love I pay.
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