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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.

Bob Saget

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Clothes Dad Mom
A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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House Lasts People
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Creativity Day Kindness New
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Boys Car Country Years
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Comedy Much Thinking Too
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Affection Emotion Love Mom
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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Fake Politics Sincerity
When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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Cable Storms Television Things Unless
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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Day Good Reading Sunday
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Away Famous Going
The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Kids Responsibility Wine
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Men Saw Son Yelling

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.

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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.

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